This bag of cheese curls is going to be the last thing I eat until I find someone to love me. Why am I doing this? Because it’s the only thing I know I can do to hurt myself without going out of my way. I’m depressed. You aren’t changing my mind. Don’t try to be a hero.
Guys… I found a thing. #PLURlyfe #soundgardenhall #newnirvana #wheredawhitebitches?
Attention all pop punk kids: your parents are waiting.
I’m starting a thing. Now introducing the #windowselfie Shoutout to the pretzel factory of West Chester for the window.
One day I’ll be happy. One day, I’ll shake off everything that I’m scared of and just get over being depressed. One day. Today, I go to work late and regret my life. Hmu
The goon is always prepared. And stylish! #keepinitstylish #stylishgoon
The waitress has a nice ass. I just want my pancakes. #pancakes #brunch?
Do I look ready for a show? #yes #hellyes #beck #someoneisgettinggroped
Traffic, why u exist? I hate you. #ihateyou #fuckcars #ijustsawapolarbear
Allentown show driving with @alexhallquist . Fuck your Friday. #fuckyourfriday #werebetterthanyou
The one on the right loss like the black version of a girl I slept with. I bet if I yelled Pete Wentz, she’d cry.
I can be your #tropicalfantasy #luljkimgoon #itsgood
I’m done. I’m fucking done. The only fucking seat on this god damned bus, and THIS is what I see? #fuckyoungmoms #ratchetassparenting #fuckmylife
(Source: uwwu, via assthony)
Weird Vol. XI: The moon edition.